have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
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Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons. It all makes sense.
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I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
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hahah the pocket one omfg
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Borderlands 2 – Vault Hunters [2]
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- mom: did you get home safe?
- me: no i died a few times
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
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